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Ex-Cheerleader Gropes A 12-Year-Old Boy And Then Tries To Give Him Oral Sex

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What?!? Ex Tennessee Titans cheerleader Elizabeth Garner has taken creepy to the next level! She has been charged with aggravated sexual battery and solicitation of a minor after she supposedly groped a 12-year-old’s ‘heuvos’ and then tried to go down on him.

Married, Garner is 42 and supposedly tried this stunt at a party the boy’s mom was holding. She said that it was accidental because she thought he was a grown man but was too drunk to notice. But it doesn’t really make sense since apparently, the boy told cops she tried the act after asking if he’d ever been with a grown woman.

After the incident, the boy immediately told his mom and she called the cops. Garner is currently being held on a $30,000 bond. If guilty, she’ll be in jail for the next 8 years! Serves you right for being creepy… What do you think? Does she deserve it?

Beyonce Is Going To Be In H&M’s New Collecton

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As if summer couldn’t get hot enough, we’ve just learned Beyonce is going to be the new face of H&M’s upcoming collection. Beyonce said:

 “I’ve always liked H&M’s focus on fun and affordable fashion. I really loved the concept we collaborated on to explore the different emotions of women represented by the four elements—fire, water, earth and wind. It was a beautiful shoot on a tropical island. It felt more like making a video than a commercial.”

I’ve always been a fan of H&M. Maybe I’ll start shopping more now that she’ll be in the stores!

H&M’s newest eco friendly collection – via E! Online

Is A New James Bond Film To Hit Theaters Before 2016?

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It looks Daniel Craig will be heading back to work early this term! Rumor has it that work will begin on the 24th Bond film as early as next year.

Actor Ben Whishaw spilled the beans that the 007 crew are going to beginning work on the new film. (You know, the new M16’s Q). But if only it was a rumor … Now the MGM Chief Executive Officer, Gary Barber, has confirmed the news by telling investors they’re hoping to have the next Bond film ready in the next three years!

So what was your reaction to Skyfall? And do you think Craig will continue as 007 after 2016, or better yet, who do you think would make an unbelievable bond in the future?

Vanessa Hudgens And Austin Butler On A Sushi Date!

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I know you’re trying to hide yourself, but we totally know that’s you Vanessa! The boyfriend, Austin, was the dead giveaway.

Vanessa Hudgens took a little bit of a break from promoting her new film, Spring Breakers, to eat some good ole’ sushi with boyfriend, Austin Butler. Looking forward to seeing this new film! Are you??

 

Jimmy Fallon And Selena Gomez Rock Mario Kart Love Song

Jimmy Fallon is always rockin’ it with musicians. Especially since we’ve seen his latest week with JT. But this time, he took a break from his History Of Raps (newest history of rap with JT – see below..)to create a nice love song with the wonderful Selena Gomez. I don’t know about you, but I grew up playing Mario Kart, so I found this hilarious… Hopefully you will too! Take a look at the vid above.

History Of Rap Part 4!

Kate Upton Considering Taking A Boy To Prom

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Could you imagine; all of your friends talking about who’s taking who to the prom, conversation gets around to you and you say, “I’m thinking about taking Kate Upton!” Of course, their response immediately would be to laugh it off as a great joke. But not for this kid! Jake Davidson, a Los Angeles senior posted a video on YouTube asking Kate to go to prom with him. He says:

“I’m Jewish, 5’9″ on a really good day and I can’t dance at all,” Davidson says, offering the date. “You’re Christian, 5’10” and that Cat Daddyvideo should’ve won an Oscar for Best Short Film. You could say this is destiny.”

Kind of funny, but now that the video has over 100,000 views, it’s starting to get some attention! She even tweeted back saying:

“You can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I’ll check my schedule ;)”

Lucky guy! Or do you think she’s just helping him push the publicity a bit? What do you think?!

Michael Jackson’s Kids And Katherine Want Over $40 Billion For Jackson’s Death

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Holy frickin’ crap! Michael Jackson’s three kids and his mom want over $40 billion from AEG Live for Jackson’s death.

Legal documents claim that the three kids, Prince, Paris and Blanket and Jackson’s mom, Katherine are taking legal action against the entertainment company for its ill-perceived and negligent hiring (as TMZ states it) of Dr. Conrad Murray.

In these documents, the kids claim they want $10 billion for the future earnings Jackson would have made if he was still living. They said they would also like an additional $50 million for various other damages.

AEG Live claims that the $40 billion request is crazy talk (our words) since Jackson’s career was on a downward spiral. It had been going downhill since the alleged child molestation charges as well as his self-imposed exile to the Middle East. They say the damage charges are based on speculation.

Do you think the kids and mom deserve the money? If not, how much should they get?